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// The array of quotes
module.exports = [
{
id: "0",
quote: "Code is more than some bytes in a file",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "1",
quote: "There is no place like 127.0.0.1",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "2",
quote:
"Girls are like Internet Domain names; the ones I like are already taken.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "3",
quote:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "4",
quote: "If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "5",
quote: "I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "6",
quote:
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "7",
quote:
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "8",
quote:
"Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "9",
quote:
"I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking “What the hell is this guy doing?”",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "10",
quote: "A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "11",
quote: "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "12",
quote: "Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "13",
quote:
"Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "14",
quote:
"Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "15",
quote: "My Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "16",
quote:
"I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "17",
quote: "Never argue with the data.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "18",
quote: "Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "19",
quote: "Better to be a geek than an idiot.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "20",
quote: "Software is like sex: Its better when its free.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "21",
quote: "Microsoft: You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "22",
quote: "Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "23",
quote: "JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "24",
quote: "Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "25",
quote: "In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?",
author: "Dino Esposito",
},
{
id: "26",
quote: "In my experience there is no such thing as luck.",
author: "Obi Wan Kenobi",
},
{
id: "27",
quote: "How you look at it is pretty much how you'll see it",
author: "Rasheed Ogunlaru",
},
{
id: "28",
quote:
"That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers",
author: "Larry Niven",
},
{
id: "29",
quote:
"Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.",
author: "Muhammad Waseem",
},
{
id: "30",
quote: "Truth can only be found in one place: the code.",
author: "Robert C. Martin",
},
{
id: "31",
quote:
"I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits.",
author: "Kent Beck",
},
{
id: "32",
quote:
"You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.",
author: "Steve Jobs",
},
{
id: "33",
quote:
"A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.",
author: "Alan J. Perlis",
},
{
id: "34",
quote:
"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen",
author: "Edward V. Berard",
},
{
id: "35",
quote:
"The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language.",
author: "Alan Kay",
},
{
id: "36",
quote:
"The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is the lawgiver. No playwright, no stage director, no emperor, however powerful, has ever exercised such absolute authority to arrange a stage or field of battle and to command such unswervingly dutiful actors or troops.",
author: "Joseph Weizenbaum",
},
{
id: "37",
quote:
"Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.",
author: "Keith Bostic",
},
{
id: "38",
quote:
"The most important property of a program is whether it accomplishes the intention of its user.",
author: "C.A.R. Hoare",
},
{
id: "39",
quote:
"Programming isn't about what you know; it's about what you can figure out.",
author: "Chris Pine",
},
{
id: "40",
quote:
"The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it.",
author: "Dennis Ritchie",
},
{
id: "41",
quote:
"Sometimes it's better to leave something alone, to pause, and that's very true of programming.",
author: "Joyce Wheeler",
},
{
id: "42",
quote:
"In some ways, programming is like painting. You start with a blank canvas and certain basic raw materials. You use a combination of science, art, and craft to determine what to do with them.",
author: "Andrew Hunt",
},
{
id: "43",
quote: "Testing leads to failure, and failure leads to understanding.",
author: "Burt Rutan",
},
{
id: "44",
quote: "The best error message is the one that never shows up.",
author: "Thomas Fuchs",
},
{
id: "45",
quote:
"Don't write better error messages, write code that doesn't need them.",
author: "Jason C. McDonald",
},
{
id: "46",
quote:
"The most damaging phrase in the language is.. it's always been done this way",
author: "Grace Hopper",
},
{
id: "47",
quote:
"Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit 'COMMIT' in its end.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "48",
quote: "Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "49",
quote:
"Two CSS properties walk into a bar. A barstool in a completely different bar falls over.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "50",
quote: "If you get tired, be like an AJAX request and REST.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "51",
quote: "💕 I'm the CSS to your HTML.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "52",
quote:
"If a groundhog inspects their Web Component, do they see their Shadow DOM?",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "53",
quote: "A Pen is worth a thousand docs.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "54",
quote: "Keep the <main> thing the <main> thing.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "55",
quote: "What did the colon say to the semicolon? Stop winking at me.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "56",
quote: "Learning 3D transforms in CSS requires a little perspective",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "57",
quote:
"If you want to flex your skills and go off the grid, try coding a layout with float",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "58",
quote: "Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.",
author: "Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back",
},
{
id: "59",
quote: "Goonies never say die.",
author: "Mike, The Goonies",
},
{
id: "60",
quote: "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight blob of grease!",
author: "C3PO, Star Wars",
},
{
id: "61",
quote: "Shall we play a game?",
author: "Joshua, WarGames",
},
{
id: "62",
quote: "I'm not your F1 button!",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id: "63",
quote: "Talk is cheap. Show me the code.",
author: "Linus Torwards",
},
{
id: "64",
quote: "I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.",
author: "Bill Gates",
},
{
id: "65",
quote: "Programming is like any other sport. You might know the rules but you have to play to learn.",
author: "Zuckerbeg",
},
{
id: "66",
quote: "The most damaging phrase in the language is -It's always been done this way-",
author: "Grace Hopper",
},
{
id: "67",
quote: "The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.",
author: "Unknown Author",
},
{
id:"68",
quote: "I propose to consider the question, 'Can machines think?",
author: "Alan Turing"
},
{
id:"69",
quote: "Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition.",
author: "Alan Turing"
},
{
id:"70",
quote: "A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human.",
author: "Alan Turing"
},
{
id:"71",
quote: "Clearly, I reject the view that there is one way that is right for everyone and for every problem.",
author: "Bjarne Stroustrup"
},
{
id:"72",
quote: "You can't trust code that you did not totally create yourself.",
author: "Ken Thomas"
},
{
id:"73",
quote: "The best error message is the one that never shows up",
author: "Thomas Fuchs"
},
{
id:"74",
quote: "Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand",
author: "Martin Fowler"
}
// {
// quote: "",
// author: "",
// },
];